An Ancient Lady Reporter:

Helen Thomas, a famously smart and independent journalist.

Ari SpinBaba:

Ari Fleischer, White House media spokesperson during the war against Iraq.

BremerBaba III:

Paul Bremer II, Imperial Pro-Consul, political head of Iraq.

Blair Baba:

Tony Blair, British Prime Minister

BubbaBaba:

Ex-President Clinton, known as "Bubba"

DubyaBaba:

President George W. Bush

CheneyBaba:

Dick Cheney, his Vice President

Clarke SpinBaba:

Victoria Clarke, Department of Defence spokesperson at the time of the 2003 Iraq war.

Co-lin bin Baba:

Colin Powell, Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs

General Flanks:

General Tommy Franks, commanded US troops in Iraq

GarnerBaba:

General Garner, appointed after the war by Rumsfeld to govern Iraq. Replaced by Bremer III

Georgery Pokery:

George Tenant, head of the C.I.A. Later resigned.

Jim Hoagperson:

Jim Hoagland, pro-war Washington Post columnist

Kraut-thunder:

Charles Krauthammer, Washington Post anti-Democrat columnist

Luminous Pearl:

Richard Perle, a lobbyist and defence advisor, implicated in a variety of allegedly dubious business ventures.

Mohammed Saaed al Saffah bin Whatsit:

Saddam's spokesman

Mustapha Jellybean:

Ahmad Chalabi, chosen by Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz as their Iraqi front man. Allegedly worked for Iranian intelligence all along.

Murder.doc

Rupert Murdoch, effective ruler of the United Kingdom

Pure Krystal:

William Krystal, a Zionist, conservative columnist

RhumBaba:

Donald Rumsfeld, headed the Pentagon

Saddam the Horrible:

Saddam Hussein, sadistic Iraqi strongman

Shimmering Saphire:

William Safire, New York Times columnist, good on the English language.

Tariq Aziz:

Saddam's Foreign Minister

WolfyBaba:

Paul Wolfowitz, Rumsfield's Pentagon Deputy. Accused of authoring most of the ill-advised and poorly thought-out Pentagon policies.